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I recieved this info in my inbox....amazing!!!Founded by media personality Sabrina Lamb and former theatrical agent DeBorah Gittens, FLIRTINGTIME.com parties is a new idea that is already creating a...
View ArticleDing Ding-Ding Ding!
yo bartender? gimme some RED koolaid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!this is the FIRST time I actuall Want to go to school (knew I wasn't an old heathen!)this calls for a...
View ArticleWell I just wanna know!
Whats it like having two baby mommas or two baby daddies? Is there a whole lot of drama involved? Whats your story? **Coming to nightmares near you !**
View ArticleScooby Dooby Dooby
A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargement.He tells her, 'Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, 'Scooby dooby dooby. I...
View ArticleQUESTION FOR THE MEN
Have you ever repeatedly told a woman you love her if you really didn't? If so..what was your reason?The Black Butterfly...Ebony Farashuu
View ArticleCAN YOU HOLD YOUR LIQUOR?
How many hooks does it take to get you gas faced?Kevkmills@blackmodels.nethttp://www.blackmodels.netkmills@militaryvibes.com
View ArticleA friend in need?
How do you help a friend that feels emotionally penniless when you are at a point that you feel they need more than you because soon you will be where they are and useless as a shoulder?does that make...
View ArticleSpurrier gets done!!
I thought this would go well up in the men's shop wit Cube, Ceddy and 'em. I am so happy to see that little byt*h Steve (the Sleaze) Spurrier get done up last nite. And wait til Marriocci of SF gets a...
View ArticleElaborate Funeral
A well known cardiologist died, and an elaborate funeral was planned. A huge heart made of plastic, covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart...
View Articleclowns r them
here is quote from him/them'NONE LISTEN IM JUST THE EREYDAY GANGSTER YA SMELL ME I AINT TRYING TO ROCK WIT ALL DAT BRAGGIND TRASH HIT ME @ THE E-MAIL ADDY YOU LIKE WHUT YOU SEE 1"He is 27 and from...
View ArticleJOKES R THEM
gimme a breakWYLE CHILE Extradoinare"Don't make it a big deal won't be a big deal."
View ArticleSpeaking of hangovers ?
What was the funniest hangover or drinking moment that you can remember? And I stress the you can remember part.My Story: (I had recently turned 21) By the time we got to the bar we had drank...
View ArticlePun intent
1. Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion allowed per passenger."2. Did you hear that NASA...
View ArticleIS THIS THING ON???
A lonely spinster, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married.She put an ad in the local paper that read:"HUSBAND WANTED,must be in my age group,must not beat me,must not run around on me,and...
View ArticleHangover Spinoff
I'm loving your hangover stories. Now, I wanna know what is the most embarrassing/regrettable situation that you've found yourself in due to inebriation, that you would NOT have been caught in if you...
View Articlejoke-ee-joke
Once, there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill.Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gavea mighty swing. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from thespot....
View ArticleQuestion for the travelers...
I'm going to Indianapolis next weekend...anybody got any suggestions for things to do??
View ArticleY Come
LEt IET OUT WHAT ARE YOUR Y COMES GOOD WAY TO RANT AND RAVE come i am @ work?y come i am SOOOO over Keith?y come MAY SHIT FALL FROM THE SKY ONTO HIS HEAD..y come ?y come imma kick my drafting...
View ArticleWords Women Use
FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those...
View ArticleCustomer Service Please
OK...So me and my girl Vonday are up in here lookin for some alkeehall...who's runnin this place anyway?EI'm not as think as you stoned I am...
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